What's on your mind, Mr Workman?

Oh Mr Workman, as you guard your pillar and post
What is it that your are thinking about most?

Are you wondering why you have to guard traffic cones?
Or why you need to stand beside a bicycle, all on its own?

Or maybe you are just trying to stay awake?
Are you reading up on where to take your next holiday break?

Are you sick of counting people as they walk by?
And stopping them from getting hit in a drive-by?

Don't you wish they could cross the road on their own?
And look up as they walk instead of at their phone?

Do you sometimes wish a hot lady would fall down the roadworks?
Then you could rescue her, there must be some perks!

 I'm sorry for stalking you, from now on I'll leave you alone to muse
About how you all look better than Arnie and Bruce